You wanna learn how to tie your shoes?
It's a very easy thing to do.
You just sit on down and we'll give you the scoop, what's that? Its called a loop de loop! You gotta take lace in each hand
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go over and under again
you make a loop ded loop and pull, and your shoes are lookin' cool!
You go over and back, left to right, loop de loop and ya pull 'em tight! Like bunny ears or a Christmas bow, lace 'em up and ya ready to go! You make a loop de loop and pull, and your shoes are lookin cool!

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