[ ] = sampled words



[What'll we get for ten dollars?]

[Every t'ing you want.]

[Everything?]

[Every t'ing]



BILL: Monica?

MONICA: Yes, Bill?

B: Monica, what would you do for a job here at the White House?

M: I'd do anything, Bill.

B: Really?

M: Mm-hm.

B: Well, do you swallow?

M: I sure do, Bill.

B: You do?

M: Mm-hm.

B: Well, what would you do with this cigar?

M: Well why don't you let me show you, Billy.



[Ooh! Don't do that, baby! Ahh!]

[Hold on this! Oh, sock it to me! Aaah!]

Chorus (repeated during breakdowns)

[Ahh! Me so horny!]

[ *from http://www.index-of-mp3s.com/lyric/2-live-crew/bill-so-horny.html ]
[Me love you long time!]



Verse 1: Brother Marquis

Sittin' in my office with my dick on hard

Fuckin' all the interns 'cause I'm the boss

Picked up the telephone to call one of my bitches

Said, "What's up, Monica baby? Can you come and kiss it?"

She arrived at the White House, knocked on the door,

Threw her draws on the floor and said "Fuck me!" like a whore

"I'm a freak in heat, a dog without warning!

Your dick is much bigger than Vernon Jordan's."



Chorus

BILL (during chorus): Now Monica ... Monica, c'mon, let's go into the

Oval Office, girl. I just wanna break you off a lil' somethin' ... Come



on now, let's go ... well, you know we can go half on it, baby ...



Verse 2: Fresh Kid Ice

Gore always asks him why he sexes so much

It's the perks of being Prez; you always get a nut

Since you're married to Tipper, you shouldn't be sad

Don't tell Hilary so she won't get mad

'Cause you know she'll be dis

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